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'Ever wonder if the shelf life date stamped on your side is a typo?'
"If you don't order the clams we'll have to throw them out."
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'No no - Get one nearer the back.'
"Have you seen the use-by date on this porridge?"
'... and what is the sell-by date on the packet, madam?'
"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"
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"We should throw out this hummus. I think it's become radicalized."
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Best Before We Added All The Chemicals.
Smell by date.
'Where're you going?' - 'Off to have your sausages carbon dated.'
Food that were good for you.
Vampire's victim has a best before date.
Short shelf life...please help!
'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'
'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'
'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'
no offence, but I just can't buy food with a shelf life longer than my life expectancy.
Goldilocks eats porridge past its use-by date.
'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'
'We're really sorry. We were reading the 'use by date' upside down.'
Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87
"These eggs are well past their sell-by date!"