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Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
"He's been married before but he has excellent blue book value."
"I know you were a car salesman before becoming a bond trader, but we sell bonds in the secondary market, not 'used bonds'."
Tags:bond trader, bond traders, bond trading, trader, traders, secondary market, secondary markets, used, second hand, used car salesman, used car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, sales technique, sales techniques, selling, hard sell, new job, new jobs, old job, old jobs, previous occupation, previous occupations, old habits
"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."
"I think I was only invited for one reason."
Tags:invitation, invitations, invite, invites, inviting, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, beach party, beach parties, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used, feel used, feels used, feeling used, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, charge, charges, charging, charger, chargers, battery, batteries, battery life, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts
"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."
Tags:medieval, history, historical, armour, armor, knight, knights, suit of armour, suit of armor, suit, suits, tailor, tailors, salesman, salesmen, fashion, menswear, men's fashions, clothing, clothes, men's clothes, men's clothing, used, second-hand, rack, racks, off the rack, on the rack, wordplay, word play, play on words
'Do you have something so simple that even my parents could use it?'
"Oh. Your ad said that they had never been worn. And that they were baby shoes."
Tags:sneaker, sneakers, used clothes, second hand, clothing, shoes, used, previously owned, scam, scams, rip off, ripped off, internet fraud, online fraud, lie, lies, liar, liars, scam artist, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, unexpected, expectations, reality, runner, runners, trainer, trainers, footwear, brand name
"I'm so tired of people using us in their sick little games."
'You won't find a better system for under $20.'
'I'll do anything for you.' - 'Okay, start with vacuuming my apartment.'
"Despite advances in modern medicine I'm afraid we're still nable to offer a cue for a 'heart torn apart by the medacity of a temptress who captured your soul."
Tags:gp, doctor, patient, valentines day, valentines, love, heart, heartbreak, heartache, relationship, relationships, medicine, cure, science, broken heart, broken hearts, temptress, temptresses, seduction, seductions, seduced, used, feeling used, bad break-up, bad break-ups, nasty break-up, nasty break-ups
"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."
"I can tell you're upset."
Tags:argue, argued, arguing, argument, arguments, pen, pens, pencil, pencils, stationery, stationary, crayon, crayons, used, used up, indicate, indicative, indicated, obvious, signal, signals, sign, signs, message, messages, mixed messages, literal joke, visual gag, married life, married, old married couple, marriage, scribble, scribbles, upset, angry, sad
'Place good ideas management can take credit for here.'
Tags:corporations, corporate, corporate culture, corporate climate, office worker, office workers, used, feeling used, credit, take credit, takes credit, taking credit, steal credit, steals credit, stealing credit, managers, management, boss, bosses, workers, underlings, office, office workers, office life, suggestion box, corporate ladder, promotions, recognition, achievement, cog, cogs, corporate ladders
"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"
Tags:secondhand, reused, reheated, old, used, reheated coffee, old coffee, coffee, store, shop, books, books, bookstore, bookshop, secondhand book, secondhand books, recycling, recycle, reuse, reheat, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, advertising, marketing, business, store front, consumerism, merchandising, capitalism, shopping, side business
Book Redemption Center
'Well, I heard the lived-in look is all the rage.'
'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'
'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'
101 uses of a dead cat: divination.
101 uses of a dead cat: croquet hoops.
101 uses of a dead cat: back scratcher.
"For Sale. Only used once, never opened."
'Wow! Look, Dad! That's the syringe he used the year he shattered the record.'