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"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
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"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."
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"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."
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"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."
"He's been married before but he has excellent blue book value."
"At this point, there is a lot of pent-up demand for new cars."
Used Cat Salesman
'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'
"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."
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"I got it from eBay."
"Everything about the car business has changed, Jim - except my jacket."
"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."
'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'
"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."
"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."
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'Got anything with a bit of leg room?'
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'Okay, sir...what's it gonna take for me to get you into this car today?' 'A forklift.'
'I'll even throw in 30 days free towing.'
Larry's used art
'This was only driven back and forth in the driveway by an obsessive compulsive.'
"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
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'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'