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"And look - rooftop cup holders."
Used Cat Salesman
"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."
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"I know you were a car salesman before becoming a bond trader, but we sell bonds in the secondary market, not 'used bonds'."
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"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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"One he gets them in a bear-hug, it's usually a done deal."
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'Okay, sir...what's it gonna take for me to get you into this car today?' 'A forklift.'
Larry's used art
"Just one lady owner. Only ever used it to run down to the shops and back."
'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'
"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
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"Would you like to super-size that?"
"It was owned by a little old lady who only drove it ... no wait, that won't work."
'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'
"How much are your red tags?"
"We don't waterboard prisoners any more. We just lock them in a room with a used car salesman."
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"Only one guy ever escaped from me before I could get him into the finance office. A guy by the name of Houdini."
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'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'
"Auto, air, V6, dual overhead cam ..."
"They say it tows smoother than any other car."
'If we really want to make money, we need to come up with some options.'
Andy's Motors: All Cars Reduced
'A word in your ear about the 'value for money' fleet cars you ordered...'
'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'
"Don't mention lemons. Instead, say this vehicle was previously owned by a citrus farmer."