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"Excuse me, folks - could I see your tickets?"
"Smoking in the outer lounge, please."
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"I was comped."
'Always the usher, never the bride.'
'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'
'Sir, are you regurgitating food from outside the theater?'
"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."
Gay wedding - 'Groom or groom?'
Even though all of the positions were filled, Herman was convinced that his calling was to be an usher - somehow, someway.
'Alright usher! I know where to stand...!'
'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'
"You take an offering "EVERY" week?"
"Sir, booing the Pastor is not allowed."
'Look. I don't care if you do work as a theater usher. You can't just tear up any ticket you want!!'
"What's the current return on investment?"
Stadium usher of the month.
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Witch sells poisoned apples at intermission of 'Snow White the Seven Dwarves',
"For the convenience of our absent members, our ushers will be calling at your homes with their collection plates."
Tags:church, church service, churches, church services, ministers, sermons, collections, collection plate, collection plates, offering plate, offering plates, minister, sermon, collection, church attendance, congregation, congregations, parishioner, parishioners, tv, television, televised sermon, ushers, usher
'No, we do not make change.'
'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'
'Are you with the bride's or groom's lawyer?'
'He didn't buy a ticket, but I'm not about to try to kick him out.'
'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'