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"Smoking in the outer lounge, please."
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"I was comped."
'Always the usher, never the bride.'
'Sir, are you regurgitating food from outside the theater?'
"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."
Gay wedding - 'Groom or groom?'
Even though all of the positions were filled, Herman was convinced that his calling was to be an usher - somehow, someway.
'Alright usher! I know where to stand...!'
'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'
"You take an offering "EVERY" week?"
"Sir, booing the Pastor is not allowed."
"What's the current return on investment?"
'Look. I don't care if you do work as a theater usher. You can't just tear up any ticket you want!!'
Stadium usher of the month.
Tags:stadium, stadiums, usher, ushers, employee of the month, tackle, tackles, tackled, unruly fans, unruly, fans, fan, spectator, spectators, spectating, fights, fight, fighting, fighter, break up, breaking up a fight, breaking up, beachballs, beach balls, arena, arenas, steward, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"For the convenience of our absent members, our ushers will be calling at your homes with their collection plates."
Tags:church, church service, churches, church services, ministers, sermons, collections, collection plate, collection plates, offering plate, offering plates, minister, sermon, collection, church attendance, congregation, congregations, parishioner, parishioners, tv, television, televised sermon, ushers, usher
'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'
'No, we do not make change.'
'Are you with the bride's or groom's lawyer?'
'He didn't buy a ticket, but I'm not about to try to kick him out.'
Usher about usher with metal detector: 'He's checking for cell phones.'
'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
Two grooms/wedding guests and their dog.