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"Well, we gave up on those chopsticks pretty quickly didn't we?"
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"Oh yeah, like you're a four-star fork."
"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."
Tags:the owl and the pussy cat, the dish and the spoon, the dish rand away with the spoon, owl and pussy cat, hey diddle diddle, cat, cats, owl, owls, dish and spoon, plate, plates, dishes, dish, bowl, bowls, spoons, spoon, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, inter racial, inter-racial, inter racial relationships, inter-racial relationships, racial issues, poems, poem, poetry, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, lyrics, utensils, utensil, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, interracial marriage, inter racial marriage, inter-racial marriage
'That guy just gave us the prong!'
Place Settings for the Elderly
Tags:place setting, place settings, fine dining, eating out, dining out, cutlery, crockery, denture, dentures, false teeth, fake teeth, old age, aging, losing teeth, lost teeth, elderly people, old people, table setting, table settings, setting the table, utensil, utensils, dinner, dinners, dinner time, dinner times, missing teeth, rotten teeth, full dentures, full-dentures, flexible dentures
"One word, gentlemen: China."
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A Sampling Of Calvin Klein Housewares '96
"Do we have your blessing?"
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Pirate: 'Wow! what's this one?' Assistant: 'It's the new Swiss army model.'
"They won't work!!!"
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"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"
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"I'm going to ask for a fork. Don't try to stop me."
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Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up
"Mom, Bobby Scooper said I was delivered by the spork."
"Should we start without him?"
Through sheer willpower, Ben achieved his dream of becoming a butter knife.
'Which choo-choo train is appropriate?'
"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."
Devil with a spoon instead of a fork.