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"You might have seen Judy's uterus on a recent PBS special."
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pbs, television, tv, public television, feature, features, featured, special, special episode, special episodes, uterus, organ, organs, show off, showing off, boast, boasts, boasting, pride, proud, achievement, achievements, actress, actresses, stunt double'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'
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wife, wives, husband, husbands, period, periods, uterus, op, ops, operation, operations, transplant, transplants, pmt, period pain, pms, surgeon, surgeons, hormone, hormones, sympathy, sympathetic"I could bring up Bill's cheating okay?"
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trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, hillary clinton, clinton, us presidential election 2016, 2016 election, 2016 elections, 2016 presidential election, election, elections, election coverage, presidential race, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, women, female vote, female voters, uterus, superhero, superheroes, 2016 politics, 2016, bill clinton, jill stein"Any woman saying I disrespected her is a lyin' bimbo, okay?"
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trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, us presidential election 2016, 2016 election, 2016 elections, 2016 presidential election, presidential race, presidential races, election, elections, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, misogynistic, women, disrespect, respect, objectify, objectifying, objavectification, sexist, sexists, avenging uterus, uterus, uteruses, superhero, superheroes"What a coincidence. My mum is going to be a single mum and I'm going to be a single baby!"
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baby-in utero, baby, unborn, umbilical cord, gestation, birth, birth canal, placenta, pregnancy, conception, maternity, uterus, midwifery, doctor, midwife, midwives, pregnancies, babies, utero, foetus, fetus, single mom, single moms, single mum, single mums, single mother, single mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mumsPlease take a number...
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baby-in utero, baby, unborn, umbilical cord, gestation, birth, birth canal, placenta, pregnancy, conception, maternity, uterus, midwifery, doctor, midwife, midwives, pregnancies, babies, utero, foetus, fetus, impatient, impatience"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."
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baby-in utero, baby, unborn, umbilical cord, gestation, birth, birth canal, placenta, pregnancy, conception, maternity, uterus, midwifery, doctor, midwife, midwives, pregnancies, babies, utero, foetus, fetus, childbirth, childbirths"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"
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baby-in utero, baby, unborn, umbilical cord, gestation, birth, birth canal, placenta, pregnancy, conception, maternity, uterus, midwifery, doctor, midwife, midwives, pregnancies, babies, utero, foetus, fetus, jigsaw puzzle, jigsaw puzzles, contraction, contractions, childbirth, childbirths, boardgame, boardgames, board game, board games"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"
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baby-in utero, baby, unborn, umbilical cord, gestation, birth, birth canal, placenta, pregnancy, conception, maternity, uterus, midwifery, doctor, midwife, midwives, pregnancies, babies, utero, foetus, fetus, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, cordless technology, cordless technologies, technological advances, technologicla advancements"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."
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baby-in utero, baby, unborn, umbilical cord, gestation, birth, birth canal, placenta, pregnancy, conception, maternity, uterus, midwifery, doctor, midwife, midwives, pregnancies, babies, utero, foetus, fetus, tax, taxes, departure tax, departure taxes, taxation, tax return, tax returns"What else is there to do to pass the time of day in here??"
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baby, babies, uteruses, fetuses, pregnancies, uterus, fetus, pregnancy, midwife, midwives, doctors, doctor, umbilical chord, birth canal, gynaecology, gynaecologist, gynecologist, gyneacologists, gynecologists, gynecology, nurse, unborn, baby in-utero, contractions, placenta, maternity, birth, newborn, newborns, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, gestation period"I'm keeping a diary. If ever there is a court case I don't want to have to rely on my memory!"
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pregnancies, uterus, pregnancy, umbilical chord, umbilical cords, birth, birth canal, contractions, contraction, labour, labor, childbirth, childbirths, fetus, pre-natal, dilation, after birth, gynaecology, gynaecologist, gynaecologists, expectant mother, expectant mothers, court case, court cases, diary, diaries, journal, journals, memory, memories, dear diary, medical malpractice"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."
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baby, babies, uteruses, fetuses, pregnancies, uterus, fetus, pregnancy, midwife, midwives, doctors, doctor, umbilical chord, birth canal, gynaecology, gynaecologist, gynecologist, gyneacologists, gynecologists, gynecology, nurse, unborn, baby in-utero, contractions, placenta, maternity, birth, newborn, newborns, pregnancy weight, weight gain, airbag, air bags, weight-gain"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"
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pregnancies, uterus, pregnancy, umbilical chord, umbilical cords, birth, birth canal, contractions, contraction, labour, labor, childbirth, childbirths, fetus, pre-natal, dilation, after birth, gynaecology, gynaecologist, gynaecologists, expectant mother, expectant mothers, bond money, post bond"One trip down the birth canal??..I had bigger travel plans than that!!"
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baby, babies, newborn, newborns, pregnancies, labor, childbirth, childbirths, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, pregnancy, uterus, umbilical chord, birth canal, pre-natal, labour, afterbirth, gynaecology, gynaecologist, gynaecologists, midwife, midwives, labour ward, birth, contractions, travel plan, travel plans, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractionsUterus: One size fits all.
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baby, babies, newborn, newborns, pregnancies, labor, childbirth, childbirths, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, pregnancy, uterus, umbilical chord, birth canal, pre-natal, labour, afterbirth, gynaecology, gynaecologist, gynaecologists, midwife, midwives, labour ward, birth, contractions"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."
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baby, babies, uteruses, fetuses, pregnancies, uterus, fetus, pregnancy, midwife, midwives, doctors, doctor, umbilical chord, birth canal, gynaecology, gynaecologist, gynecologist, gyneacologists, gynecologists, gynecology, nurse, unborn, baby in-utero, contractions, placenta, maternity, birth, newborn, newborns, unprofessional, brochure, brochures, facilitiesCaution: False Contractions Ahead
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pregnancies, uterus, pregnancy, umbilical chord, umbilical cords, birth, birth canal, contractions, contraction, labour, labor, childbirth, childbirths, fetus, pre-natal, dilation, after birth, gynaecology, gynaecologist, gynaecologists, expectant mother, expectant mothers, false contraction, false contractions, midwife, midwivesHelp keep this a tidy uterus: Please dispose of afterbirth thoughtfully.
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