Uterus Cartoons and Comics

"You might have seen Judy's uterus on a recent PBS special."

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"I could bring up Bill's cheating okay?"

"Any woman saying I disrespected her is a lyin' bimbo, okay?"

Tapeworm befriends umbilical cord,

"What a coincidence. My mum is going to be a single mum and I'm going to be a single baby!"

Please take a number...

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Open other end

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

NO Vacancy: "Damn thing hasn't stopped flashing since I booked in!"

"I've been left behind the technological age. Everything else is cordless these days!"

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"What else is there to do to pass the time of day in here??"

"I'm keeping a diary. If ever there is a court case I don't want to have to rely on my memory!"

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

"One trip down the birth canal??..I had bigger travel plans than that!!"

Uterus: One size fits all.

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

Help keep this a tidy uterus: Please dispose of afterbirth thoughtfully.