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"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
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"Daddy doesn't know where the heat, the electricity or the water comes from. Daddy knows where the money comes from."
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"The utility bills for my secret other life are going through the roof."
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"No, I paid the electric bill."
'At last! An energy bill we can understand.'
'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'
'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'
From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"
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'That does it! We have to insulate the ivory tower.'
'We are spending entirely too much on bills.'
'Jane it's come to my attention how many hours you've been spending in the office...'
The Solar System (after deregulation)
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'Never saw it coming.'
"So what's the moral of this tale?"
'Hello, I'm from the company that provides your gas, electricity, water, phone and internet. We were wondering ... who does your hair these days?'
"Who knew that solar panels are made from chocolate?"
"Well, I can't pay the electric bill and the phone bill right now. All my money is tied up in utilities."
"Anyone feel that power surge?"
Trick or trick.
'I have an idea, how about investing in utilities?'
"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"
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" . . . and it's non polluting."
"What a beautiful day."
"By the way, I've been meaning to speak to you about last month's water bill."
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Write a cheque to the Bank so that they can waste your money on derivatives trades in portuguese clam futures...Pay your utilities so that Russian oligarchs can buy another football team...Or give a little to charity and make the world a better place.