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"Daddy doesn't know where the heat, the electricity or the water comes from. Daddy knows where the money comes from."
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"The utility bills for my secret other life are going through the roof."
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'There's light at the end of the tunnel.'
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
'Yes, our finances look bad now, but just remember honey, we always land on our feet.'
"Warren serves as my aggregator."
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'By tonight we'll finally be in the black. We don't have enough to pay the electric bill.'
'I'm paying the hidden fees with hidden payments.'
"No, I paid the electric bill."
'At last! An energy bill we can understand.'
'The energy company are replacing our old letterbox for a more efficient one.'
'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'
"We just got the electrician's bill for that work he did...talk about a shock!"
'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'
'Aren't you lucky....having a wife who never cooks.'
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'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'
'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'
'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'
"It isn't a romantic candle-lit dinner when you've had the electricity cut off."
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'Probably something to do with hot air.'
"So maybe the idea of using cheaper petrol to heat the house wasn't a great idea!"
'We can't hold a meeting tonight. Someone forgot to pay the light bill.'
"Does this mean you want us to move our desks into the carpark again?"
"Still nothing . . . Did I forget to pay the electric bill?"
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