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'We did a background check on this guy and he came up squeaky clean... just what is he trying to hide anyway?'
I.V. snap in elevator.
'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'
'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'
To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,
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'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'
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"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."
Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.
'You're overqualified, Sir. In other words, you've become too smart for your own good.'
'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'
'We don't believe a word of this c.v... And we'd like to offer you a job.'
Businessman feeding the vultures
'Looks like your spell check was turned off when you prepared your resume.'
'I ordered an IV, not an ivy.'
'Way too much information on your resume.'
'Your father kicked in the screen and threw the set out the window. He feels violence on TV is a bad influence.'
'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'
'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'
'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'
'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'
'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'
'You're hired. Go figure.'
TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.
'Welcome to Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda, the investment hindsight show.'
Ducks Queue Up in a 'V' for Information.