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The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.
'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'
Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
'No, Jason, I don't know why the T in 'Tsunami' is silent! Just run!'
Caribbean Airport Security
Tags:limbo, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, danced, talent, talented, talents, airport, airports, metal detector, metal detectors, security, security guard, security guards, security screening, customs, immigration, immigrants, travel, travler, travelers, travellers, traveller, traveled, travelled, traveling, travelling, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, airport security, fly, flying, airplane, aeroplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, credit card, credit card miles, sky miles, flying credit, tropical, tropics, beach, beaches, island, islands
Paycheck Beach Towel
Tags:paycheck, paychecks, payday, payday check, payday checks, monthly salary, sunbathe, sunbath, sunbathing, employment, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, beach vacation, beach vacations, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, sunbathers, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations
'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'
'My teachers have offered to cover the fine as long as you take me out of school.'
Tags:school, schools, schooling, term time, term-time, holiday, unauthorized, unauthorised, absence, absences, holidays, vacation, vacations, truancy fine, truancy fines, truant, truants, leave, leaves, leave of absence, automatic fine, automatic fines, school truancy, student, students, disruptive, pupil, pupils, naughtiness, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers
"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
Tags:board, boards, motion, motions, short, shorter, chair, chairs, chair legs, away, holiday, vacation, absent, absentee, missing, demote, demoted, make fun, tease, shorten, play around, joke, prank, pranks, serious, formal, procedure, procedures, board of directors, teasing, pranking, pranker, practical joke
"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
Tags:whale, whales, whaling, whaler, whalers, whaled, fat, fatness, fatter, fattening, weight, weightloss, weight loss, weigh, scale, scaled, proportional, proportion, new year new me, new year's, new years, new year's resolution, resolutions, new year's resolutions, nye, diet, dieting, crash diet, crash dieting, extreme diet, extreme diets, perspective, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, christmas weight
"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"Fascinating, aren't they?"
Tags:whale watch, whale watches, whale watcher, whale watchers, whale watching, whale-watcher, whale-watchers, whale-watching, whale spotting, whale spotter, whale spotters, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, boat, boats, role reversal, role reversals, role-reversal, role-reversals, endangered animal, endangered species
"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."
"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."
'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'
'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'
'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'
Tags:bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, battery, batteries, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, rest, rests, resting, rested, relax, relaxes, relaxed, relaxation, sunbathe, sunbathes, sunbathing, sunbathed, recharge, recharges, recharging, recharged, energy, energies, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'That one always runs fast.'
"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."
Tags:vacation, vacations, homework, homework assignment, homework assignments, cliche, cliches, what i did this summer, road trip, road trips, back seat, back seats, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, car trip, car trips, car journey, car journeys, journey, journeys, gripe, gripes, whine, whines, whining, whinge, whinges, whinging, family vacation, family vacations, uninterested, disinterested, essay, essays, essay assignment, essay assignments
"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."
Tags:desert, deserts, hot sun, sun, beating sun, waste, wasteland, wastes, dune, dunes, sand, sands, mirage, mirages, retreat, retreats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, working world, work life, working life, work life balance, buried, buried up tot he neck, neck deep, corporate, corporation, corporations, travelling, desperate, desperation, enough, enough is enough
"Mrs. Briner? Remember all that stuff I said I did on my summer vacation? I didn't."
Tags:homework, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lying, owning up, own up, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, teacher, teachers, pupil, pupils, student, students, make it up, making up, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, essay, essays, writing essays, embellish, embellishing, embellishment, embellishments
Summer reading for the family.
Tags:beach, beaches, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, reading, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, summer, summertime, summer reading, block, blocks, toy, toys, book, books, novel, novels, tablet, tablets, e-reader, e-readers, ereader, ereaders, literature
"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."
Tags:over the river and through the wood, lydia maria child, composer, composers, poet, poets, poem, poems, writer, writers, author, authors, lyrics, lyric, vacation, vacations, song, songs, holiday, holidays, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, family, families, family vacation, family vacations, family holiday, family holidays, money, cheap, cheaper, fly, flying, travel company, travel companies, travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, travel bureau, travel bureaus, thanksgiving, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, christmas
"Cosgrove, why don't you tell us what you did on your summer vacation while your department fell into disarray and your projections proved to be woefully inaccurate."
Tags:business model, business models, business plan, business plans, summer, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel plans, business projection, business projections, business forecast, business forecasts, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, manager, managers, management, managements, bad manager, bad managers, financial projection, financial projections, performance review, performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, job review, job reviews
A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.