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'Relax. This swine flu vaccine has minimal side effects.'
'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'
"This will buy you four months.
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"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."
"Want to score some flu shots.?"
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Flu pandemic precautions
Nurse has painted target of patient's butt.
'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'
'The bank won't give us a loan for a new roof because we both had a vaccination for shingles.'
"I'm going to let you off with a worming."
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'Pills and medicine are okay, but really doctor, I don't do shots.'
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'
'All we have to do is place them on the waiting room chairs!'
'Let's all practice bug control.'
Pet Vaccinations Today.
Relax compadres. They don't call it the swine flu no more!
'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'
"Now just relax....I promise this won't hurt....either of you!"
'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'
"No need to be nervous, now let me find the instructions for this thing."
"...so today you'll be vaccinating Jenny against measles, mumps and child-targeted television commercials."
"Polly wants a flu shot."
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'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'
'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'