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"I'm an antivaxxer, too."
"I heard the rabies vaccine causes blindness."
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"Are the humans in the sandwich raised without vaccinations?"
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'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'
'Relax. This swine flu vaccine has minimal side effects.'
"This will buy you four months.
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"I'm trying to find the vaccine, but it's so hard to create right now."
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To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.
'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'
'I picked up this little trick on my holiday to New Guinea.'
'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'
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"We may have found the vaccine but it's fattening."
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'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'
Nurse has painted target of patient's butt.
'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'
'The bank won't give us a loan for a new roof because we both had a vaccination for shingles.'
"I'm going to let you off with a worming."
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"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'
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'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'
"We're gonna be rid of this terrible virus very very soon..."
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Relax compadres. They don't call it the swine flu no more!
"Now just relax....I promise this won't hurt....either of you!"
'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'