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Cowboys and Vacuums
"Please continue. I'm all - briefcase! - ears."
'May I play through please?'
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"And to think as a child I used to love playing house."
Stand Up Vacuums
'Just look at this carpet! I guess what they say is true. Nature does indeed abhor a vacuum.'
Andy had followed a voice that told him to build the massive vacuum cleaner but he had missed the message to go to Nebraska for the weekend."
'Sorry. Blame gravity. If I could float across the room, you know I would.'
Came home early one day and caught him vacuuming. He's a good man, she thought, but he missed a spot.
'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'
The corridors of no power.
Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.
He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.
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'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'
"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."
Tired mum vacuums baby
Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk
'Put his ashes in the shop vac, it'll save me trouble.'
"Darling, have you see gran?"
"I bought you a bag and a belt for Christmas, what more do you want?"
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"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."
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'That's your exercising solution? Me vacuuming more so that you increase the amount of leg lifts you do?'