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'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
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boston, new york, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, sport, sports, professional athlete, professional athletes, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, benchwarmer, benchwarmers, vacuum, vacuums, hoover, hoovers, hoovering, hoovered, vacuuming, vacuumed, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleanersA short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
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Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.
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flying carpet, flying carpets, carpet, carpets, arabia, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaned, hoover, hoovers, hoovering, hoovered, vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, vacuumed, fly, flies, flying, flew, rug, rugs, glide, glides, gliding, glider, gliders, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys'Oh, calm down. You've been whining about that speck of dirt in your eye...'
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"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."
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