Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
Tags:storm, storms, stormy, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, cloud, clouds, vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, vacuumed, hoover, hoovers, hoovered, hoovering, thunder, thunders, boom, booms, booming, boomed, wrong, assume, assumes, assumed, assuming, assumption, assumptions, afterlife, bowling, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I scattered her ashes. Then I changed my mind."
"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."
"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."
Tags:boston, new york, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, sport, sports, professional athlete, professional athletes, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, benchwarmer, benchwarmers, vacuum, vacuums, hoover, hoovers, hoovering, hoovered, vacuuming, vacuumed, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners
A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, counter, counters, grill, grills, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, short-order cook, short-order cooks, grilling, vent, vents, fan, fans, ventilator, ventilators, chimney, chimneys, duct, ducts, exhaust, exhausts, system, systems, turn on, turning out, sucked up, vacuumed, vacuum, vacuums, suction, amateur, amateurs, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, strong
Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming
"That was an incredible nap!"
'Today we learned how to clip coupons and vacuum.'
'I'll do anything for you.' - 'Okay, start with vacuuming my apartment.'
'We did consider furniture, but this way is just so much easier to vacuum.'
Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.
'Just don't try to help me.'
Tags:flying carpet, flying carpets, carpet, carpets, arabia, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaned, hoover, hoovers, hoovering, hoovered, vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, vacuumed, fly, flies, flying, flew, rug, rugs, glide, glides, gliding, glider, gliders, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Oh, calm down. You've been whining about that speck of dirt in your eye...'
The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.
"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."
Tags:husbands, husband, wives, wife, marriages, marrying, married, marriage, vacuums, vacuum, vacuumed, vacuuming, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercised, medical, doctors, doctor, health, fitness, lazy, laziness, lethargy, bitter marriage, couch potato, couch potatoes
"I vacuumed up all the cat hair, mom!"