Vagueness Cartoons and Comics

Prayers For Agnostics

"All-Purpose Protest"

Industry regulation and de-regulation

'News of the vague.'

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

"Being vague and general?" "No, that's the first law of psychics, I want the law of phsics."

'For the last 15 years, I've been working in the financial services sector - whatever that means.'

'Our auto leasing contract is being recalled to correct a defect in the wording. It's not vague enough.'

'Seven 'provided', thirteen 'buts' and twenty seven 'ifs' - this is the best stockmarket forecast to clients I've ever read.'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'Don't get spacey on me.'

Vague Magazine

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

"I didn't say it was a magnificent luxury apartment, I said it had a view of a magnificent luxury apartment."

"That's him..all right, only taller, younger, and thinner!"

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

...could you be a little more specific than 'significant loss'?

"Muddled, confused, vague, I'm not surprised, you're a woolly mammoth."