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'I know how you feel.'
Gender Differences: Body Image
'I wish my wife wouldn't phone to call me egotistical when I'm taking a selfie.'
Still fits like a glove after all these years!
"What if it turns out you're not even a late bloomer?"
'This one's for hair loss awareness.'
"It keeps me from obsessing about my body."
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Dog Plastic Surgery.
'Wasn't it about the time you came on board that I turned the company around?'
'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'
'Have you considered drawing other people?'
'The only problem with this wind turbine power, is that it plays havoc with my hair!'
'My Facebook profile pic is my face Photoshopped onto a heavier person's body. That way I look thinner in person.'
'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'
'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'
'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'
'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'
'I wish I looked like a model.'
The Seven Ages of Woman
Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'
'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'
'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'