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'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'
Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'
'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'
Bad Valentines Cards
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"And before you mail your valentines, please make sure your attorney reviews the sexual harassment waiver."
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Parental Valentines Day Cards
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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
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" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."
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"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."
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'Happy Valentine's Day! Your gift this year is me!'
'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'
"Happy Valentine's day!"
'The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.'
A man shoots cupid with an arrow.
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Ed's Flowers: Valentine's Special! Doz Roses $59.99
'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'
"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
Invent Sales Day
Texting on Valentine's Day.
Valentines for Real Estate
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"I didn't send you a valentine."
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"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"
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"This will be hilarious!"
'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'