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'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'
Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'
Bad Valentines Cards
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Parental Valentines Day Cards
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, february, february 14th, february fourteenth, holiday, love, i love you, care, caring, parent, parents, parenting, parental, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, worry, worried, worried parents, anxious, anxiety, anxious parents, rock climbing, sky diving, backpacking, kid, kids, child, children, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents
"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
Tags:probe, probes, probing, alien probe, alien probes, alien abduction, alien abductions, abduct, abducts, abducting, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, false advertisement, false advertisements, false advertising, valentine, valentines, request, requests, requesting, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi, woo, woos, wooing, romance, romances, romancing, valentine's day, valentines day, flowers, chocolates, seduce, seduces, seduction, seductions
'You didn't like it when I got you flowers from the petrol station, so this year I've bought you a litre of engine oil.'
" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, date, dates, dating, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, holiday, holidays, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, fine print, legal document, legal documents
"You missed our anniversary again."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, friend, friends, friendversary, friendversaries, anniversary, anniversaries, missed, forgot, valentines, valentine's day, romantic, time, calendar, calendars, counting the days
"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."
Tags:ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, sponsored content, advertising, product placement, product placements, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, modern life, invasive, commercial, commercials, promote, promotion, promotions, endorsements, endorsement, endorse, commercialisation, commercialization, seduction, seductions, seduce, seduces, seducing, valentine's day, valentines day, valentine, valentines
"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."
Tags:valentines day, valentine's day, single, alone, lonely, loneliness, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate box, chocolate boxes, box of chocolates, gift giving, sweetheart, sweethearts, bitter, bitterness, takeaway, impatient, impatience, would you like a bag, shopping bag, shopping bags, greed, greedy, feb 14
One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cupid, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shoot, shooting, archery, greek, roman, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, ancient, history, historical, butt, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, butt sniffing, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, fall in love, cupid's arrow, cupid's arrows, romance, romantic, valentine's day, valentine's, valentines day, valentines
'Happy Valentine's Day! Your gift this year is me!'
"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."
Tags:space explorer, space explorers, space exploration, inhabited, astronaut, astronauts, alien, aliens, martian, martians, little green men, valentines, valentine's, valentines card, valentine's card, valentines day, valentine's day, heart, hearts and flowers, greeting, greetings, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, landing craft, landing crafts
Ed's Flowers: Valentine's Special! Doz Roses $59.99
"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
A man shoots cupid with an arrow.
Tags:cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, revenge, vengeance, single, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murdering, cherub, cherubim, romance, romantic, bitter, bitterness, anger, angers, angry, furious, lonely, loneliness, unhappy, unhappiness, alone
Woman shopping for greeting cards in the "Valentine's Day" section sees a category labeled "Inappropriate Relationships".
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, valentines, valentine's day, valentine's, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, inappropriate relationship, inappropriate relationships, holiday, holidays, modern life
Invent Sales Day
Texting on Valentine's Day.
"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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"I didn't send you a valentine."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, secret admirer, secret admirers, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, send, sending, infidelity
"This will be hilarious!"
"I hear we're all getting valentines from Lawrence Summers."
'We were on the way out of the house before I remembered I needed something for the valentine party today.'
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
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