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'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'
Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'
'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'
Bad Valentines Cards
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"And before you mail your valentines, please make sure your attorney reviews the sexual harassment waiver."
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Parental Valentines Day Cards
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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
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" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."
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"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."
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"You missed our anniversary again."
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One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid
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'Happy Valentine's Day! Your gift this year is me!'
"Happy Valentine's day!"
'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'
'The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.'
"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."
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'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'
Ed's Flowers: Valentine's Special! Doz Roses $59.99
A man shoots cupid with an arrow.
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"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
Woman shopping for greeting cards in the "Valentine's Day" section sees a category labeled "Inappropriate Relationships".
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Invent Sales Day
Texting on Valentine's Day.
Valentines for Real Estate
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"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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