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Bad Valentines Cards
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"And before you mail your valentines, please make sure your attorney reviews the sexual harassment waiver."
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Parental Valentines Day Cards
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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
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'You didn't like it when I got you flowers from the petrol station, so this year I've bought you a litre of engine oil.'
"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."
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"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."
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One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid
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'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'
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"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."
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A man shoots cupid with an arrow.
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Ed's Flowers: Valentine's Special! Doz Roses $59.99
Texting on Valentine's Day.
'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'
"This will be hilarious!"
'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'
"I hear we're all getting valentines from Lawrence Summers."
'It's okay, Vern, I think he just wants a hug.'
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
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Cupid's converge on a bachelor.
"Don't even think about it, buster!"
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'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'
"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"
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"I'm a busy man, Melissa. Will you or won't you be my valentine."