Valet Cartoons and Comics

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

"Yours was the blue Prius with the two stoners passed out in back, right?"

Entering California

"On your head, sire."

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

Valet Parking.

Bill Gates' diary.

By some incredible stroke of luck, the staff of the Ontario Art Gallery had put up the sign just moments before the arrival of Bill Gates.

"Your car will be right down, Mr. Lundquist."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.'

"It's a Popemobile."

'This way she'll think I go to lots of fancy restaurants.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Bank refinancing.

Valet Parking - Official 2016 Olympic track & field training.

'So, did you just turn the radio on classical to impress the valet guy with our sophistication?'

"You told him he should start his own business."

"You're the only one I know stilling calling people 'Uber' this and 'Uber' that."

Valet Barking

"Good guess, but we have the green Volvo sedan."

'Looks a little pricey.'

'That wasn't a hostile valet, you nitwit. It was a carjacker.'

'Yeah, it parked itself. Then it demanded a tip.'