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Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.
"Yours was the blue Prius with the two stoners passed out in back, right?"
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"On your head, sire."
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Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab
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'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'
"I'm sorry, we can't find your vehicle."
Bill Gates' diary.
By some incredible stroke of luck, the staff of the Ontario Art Gallery had put up the sign just moments before the arrival of Bill Gates.
"I regret to inform your lordship that I have been offered, and have accepted, an attractive position in valet parking."
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"Your car will be right down, Mr. Lundquist."
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Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking
'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.'
"It's a Popemobile."
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"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"
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'This way she'll think I go to lots of fancy restaurants.'
Car wash / Mouth wash
Valet Parking - Official 2016 Olympic track & field training.
'So, did you just turn the radio on classical to impress the valet guy with our sophistication?'
"You told him he should start his own business."
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"You're the only one I know stilling calling people 'Uber' this and 'Uber' that."
"Good guess, but we have the green Volvo sedan."