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'I'm sorry but this computer coupon is good only when printed on a color printer.'
'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'
"You googled me?"
'And the record proves my mistakes are as valid today as they were when I first made them.'
"You wanted me to go to that small college..they've gone out of business, and me degree was recalled."
"Some people think it's as valid as testing our teachers."
"I'm talking lunch now, not politics...does this sandwich pass the smell test?"
"Now, of course, I have to question the validity of that particular decision."
"Of course it's valid, officer...don't forget, you have to multiply dog years by seven!"
Fundamentalist: A person who professes supreme confidence in the validity of their beliefs, yet becomes terrified when anyone asks for evidence.
'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'
'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'
'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'
"Seriously, only when it's sinking? Surely, being seasick should be a valid reason to leave a boat..."
"How do you explain today's lesson was different than what's on Wikipedia?"