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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
Prescription Air Fresheners
"Eee.. what ails thee lass?"
"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."
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'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'
"This is not working. Can I go back on the valium?"
A Modern Madonna
"If you do get downgraded from First Class, we can help you adjust with lots of free valium."
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'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'
'Jitters about the economy? I can safely say that is not a problem at our company!'
"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!"
'What wine do you recommend with Valium?'
"Luckily, I had some Valium with me !"
The secret of marriage is chemistry - he's on valium and I'm on prozac
'Excuse me, sir - may I have a dollar for a cup of valium?'
'It's all downhill from here.'
Just don't let the old man get you down.
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"If you're worried about taking so many tablets I could prescribe you some valium..."
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"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."