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"For services rendered, I award you the Medal of Discretion, the better part of valor."
"I can't really talk about it. They're all for secret sexual stuff."
This is to certify that the president of the United States of America has awarded HIMSELF the MEDAL OF HONOR
"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."
"You must be Corporal Kaufmann. I hear you're the most decorated serving soldier in your unit."
'And I got this one for second place in a piano recital when I was seven.'
'I'm being awarded a medal for valor for ordering the chef's surprise.'
Grass: We lost some good men today!
"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."