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'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'
A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.
Tags:deposit box, deposit boxes, safe deposit box, safe deposit boxes, squirrel, squirrels, nut, nuts, guard, guards, bank guard, bank guards, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, valuable, valuables, precious, jewel, jewels, jewelry, jewellery, store nuts, stores nuts, storing nuts, winter, winter months, save up, saves up, saving, savings account, savings accounts, pack rat, pack rats
An armed guard watches over a school's supply room.
Tags:military, guard, guard, armed guard, soldier, soldiers, on guard, guarding, education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, public education, public education system, public education systems, state education, state education system, state education systems, national education, national education system, national education systems, public school, public schools, school supplies, funding, politics, money, precious, valuable, supply room, supply rooms, controlled, limited, limited supply, textbook, textbooks, paper, stationery, resources
"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
'No, I don't mind taking time out of my busy schedule to listen to your preposterous proposals for employee incentives. After all, until just now you were a much valued member of staff.'
'Its the most valuable archaeological find of the millennium. To get it here in one piece is a miracle. We'll be rich!
A Real Find
"How nice. A truffle."
Tags:animal, animals, hog, hogs, pig, pigs, food, mushroom, mushrooms, fungi, truffle, truffles, truffle hog, truffle hogs, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, proposal, proposals, marriage proposals, down on one knee, proposing, engagement ring, engagement rings, popping the question, precious, rare, valuable, chef, chefs, cook, cooks
"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
Tags:abominable snowman, yeti, yetis, bigfoot, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, tiara, tiaras, diamond, diamonds, jewel, jewels, jewelry, jewellery, airport, airports, airport security, customs, customs officer, customs officers, u.s. customs, suspicious, suspiciousness, profile, profiles, profiling, valuable, valuables, crown, crowns
'Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses an iPhone.'
"How much more would this be worth if something happened to you?"
Tags:art, fine art, fine arts, visual arts, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, value, valuable, worth, price, pay, payment, payments, money, increased value, more valuable, expensive, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, threat, threats, threaten, veiled threat, veiled threats, kill, murder, death, death threat, death threats, dead artist, dead artists, market value, art market, art valuation, art appraisal, appraiser, appraisers, collector, collectors, dealer, dealers, art appraiser, art appraisers, art collector, art collectors, art dealer, art dealers
"Let me ask you a question about this gang that keeps stealing your homework, Howard. How much do you figure they get for a stolen book report?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, homework, assignment, assignments, paper, papers, essay, essays, report, reports, project, projects, book report, book reports, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, excuse, excuses, lost homework, forgotten homework, questioning, suspicious, gang, gangs, theft, stolen, robbery, robberies, robbed, value, valuable
"Damn! God gave me that pen."
'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'
'Wasn't that sweet of your father? For my birthday, he gave me a barrel of crude oil.'
'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'
Dispute over pocket money
'You mean you've been depreciating me ever every year since we got married?'
"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, cat, cats, cats and dogs, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, valuable, valuables, accident, chinese urn, chinese urns, tang dynasty, the tang dynasty, run away, running away, escape, escaping, robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crimes, criminal, criminals, accident, accidents
'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'
Tags:cat burglar, pun, puns, cat, cats, crazy cat lady, cat lover, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, burglar, grand theft, grand theft auto, auto, autos, sign, signs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, car, cars, theft, crimes, city life, urban life, urban living, city, cities, no mice, cliche, cliches, stereotype, sign, signs, signage, pet, pets, no valuables, valuable
"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."
Tags:kids, kid, child, children, food, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, lunch box, lunch boxes, trade, trades, trading, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bartering, barter, bargain, bargaining, note, notes, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, love, encouragement, chips, crisps, bag of chips, bag of crisps, corn chips, tortilla chips, value, valuable, snack, snacks, school, schools
"Cash is tomorrow. Today we're carrying printer ink."
'We finally got an anti-theft safe for all of our most valuable curios. . . so if you want to view them, just ask Burl or me.'
Two armed guards remove a pizza from an armored vehicle.
Tags:armoured car, armoured cars, armored car, armored cars, armoured truck, armoured trucks, armored truck, armored trucks, armoured vehicle, armoured vehicles, armored vehicle, armored vehicles, security, secure, protection, safe, safety, guard, guards, armed guard, armed guards, pizza, delivery, deliverymen, deliveryman, pizza delivery, valuable, important, safety first, excessive, food, takeaway, takeout, secret recipe, secret recipes