Valuations Cartoons and Comics

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"Sotheby's says it was the highest price ever paid for antique bottle-cap lucky shooter."

The Emersons at Home

'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Little Investment on the Praire

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

'I would've preferred everything I touched turned to OIL.'

$300,000,000,000, Inc.

'But it must be valuable, it's got 'Made in China' stamped on the bottom!'

VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

Antiques Roadkill.

'You have a Remington etching that has a mate somewhere of this coach scene. . . if you had the mate and cleaned the etching it would be worth $5,000 at auction. . . by itself $150.'

"Nonsense - I can sit on my Warhols twice as long as you can sit on yours."

"On some, my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says there're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments."

Insurance - "I need some contents valued please."

"Can you guess how much it will be worth after you die?"

"We pay you 90% of what you are worth... and you give 110%... so we end up even at 100%. OK?"

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

'The sugar chest is original but the contents are artificial.'

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"What's a politician worth?"

'Once they're born they immediately begin to depreciate.'

"I need a valuation on my document please."