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"He's been married before but he has excellent blue book value."
'I either need more money or more coupons.'
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"Sorry about the pole, but I heard you were having a two for one dent repair special and I thought I would just get the most of my money while I was here."
'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'
That's what I call value.
"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"
'A word in your ear about the 'value for money' fleet cars you ordered...'
Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.
'While I appreciate your plain-spoken explanations, at $500 an hour, could you run it by me again in arcane legal jargon?'
'We should have spent it then.'
'Look, the sign clearly says value hall of mirrors.'
'To be honest, I don't particularly care for long hair, I just like to get my money's worth.'
'How many dollars per miles does it get?!'