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"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"
"And now may I bite your neck?"
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"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."
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Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?
From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.
Halloween on Easter Island
'I'll make a good lawyer. I know how to go for the jugular.'
Frosty the Vampire
'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'
"Oh Hector - you are really spoiling me..."
'Well, how's it look?'
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'Here comes the night shift.'
"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"
Tags:sentiment, sentiments, sentimental fool, sentimental fools, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, bram stoker, jonathan harker, lucy westenra, van helsing, lord godalming, dr. john seward, quincey morris, count dracula, mina, vamp, vamps, vampire, vampires
'I can only teach night classes.'
'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'
"Blood bank robbery...you?"
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"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, camping, camp fire, campfire, campfires, camp fires, misunderstand, misunderstood, full moons, vamp, vamps, vampire, vampires, full moon, dracula, hearing, misunderstanding, mistake, mistakes, rope, roping, catching, capturing, capture, old west, men, camp, camp out, camp-out, listening
"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"
"I will try the soup of the night."
What a pity!
"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."
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'Bummer. Apparently I'm not a vampire.'
"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."
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"I'm not much of an early riser."