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OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.
'Coffee won't help. I'm just not a morning person.'
Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'
"Please - no more specialists."
"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"
Tags:tailor, tailors, clothier, clothiers, suit maker, suit makers, suit, suits, menswear, fashion, men's fashion, clothing, men's clothing, clothes, men's clothes, invisible, ghost, ghosts, spectre, spectres, phantom, phantoms, vampire, vampires, supernatural, mirror, mirrors, reflection, reflections, no reflection, salesman, salesmen, shopping, clothes shopping, new suit, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, spooky, eerie
A vampire in a canoe.
A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'
"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."
"I begged you not to drink all that blood. Now you'll just have to hold it in until sunset."
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"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"
A vampire with a darkness flashlight
"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."
A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.
"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."
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Tags:tomb, tombs, vampire, vampires, victorian, victorians, historical, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, legend, legends, london, grave, graves, grave robber, grave robbers, language, word play, word-play, play on words, wrong, mistake, mistaken, bummer, gothic, slang, slangs, modern slang, modern life
"And now may I bite your neck?"
Tags:college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs
"Bram Stoker's Bambi"
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Countess Dracula's failed career as an Instagram influencer.
"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."
Tags:b&b, bandb, b.&.b, bed and breakfast, bed & breakfast, carpathians, carpathian mountains, holiday, holidays, holiday disaster, holiday disasters, misinformation, misinformed, ill-informed, romania, transylvania, transylvaniandracula, draculas castle, castle, vampire, vampires, bram stoker, vamp, blood sucker, blood suckers, castle dracula, bran castle
'No, I'm not adding an eleventh commandment that your wife can't drag you to see those goofy Twilight movies.'
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'Sorry. We can't pay on your life insurance policy. You apparently didn't read our 'living dead' clause.'
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A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.
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From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.