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When a Vampire Bat is the Phlebotomists
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What a pity!
'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'
'A vampire bat! No kidding!'
Dracula gets bitten by a mosquito
'They're like ice! You're like a giant vampire bat sucking the warmth out of me!'
'Whoa, look what Epstein is doing!'
"Don't worry, I'm not a vampire, I've just eaten a blood orange..."
A New Yorker and a Vampire Stranded on a Desert Island...
'He is not my pet...he is my son!'
"Mummy, Mummy, I'm blood-thirsty..."
"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"
"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."
"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."
"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."
'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat!...Still needs a little work!'
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'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'
'Yeah, you told me you could turn into a bat, but frankly, I'm not that impressed!'
'Get back, you little fool - you had garlic for lunch!'
'You mean Pennsylvania, not Transylvania, don't you, Igor?'
'Forget it,Pal - If you're flying you're not drinking.'
'That's one of the drawbacks of butterfly hunting in Transylvania!'
'This will keep the notorious George-W.-Bush-vampire out of the house!'
One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.