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Dracula uses a borrowed coffin.
"Are you gonna eat that garlic bread?"
Vampire Bed and Breakfast
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear...
"Vampires are scary but they don't know it since they can't see themselves in mirrors."
"You'll be please to know we've ascertained the problem - a vampiric virus that simply requires a stake through the hard-drive."
'Come to think of it...there is garlic in the soup.'
Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...
Vampire Eye Test
"Oh, honey, listen! They're playing our song: 'The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore'!"
'Now remember: upon completion, we do NOT offer the Count a free set of bathroom mirrors!'
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'Who ordered the steak with garlic sauce...?'
Does this contain garlic?
'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'
'Vlad, I know it's not your fault that you don't have a reflection but...'
'Quick, Bernie - in here!'
'I guess I'll have to take his word for it.'
'I do wish you'd let me help.'
'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'
"I'm 400 years old. I'd say that qualifies me as a senior."
"Damn! - They've just raised my retirement age to 1,250...!"
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"I'm sorry, my dear. It turns out you're just not my type."
"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"