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"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"
From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.
Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?
Halloween on Easter Island
'I'll make a good lawyer. I know how to go for the jugular.'
'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'
"Oh Hector - you are really spoiling me..."
'Here comes the night shift.'
'Well, how's it look?'
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"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"
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'I can only teach night classes.'
'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'
"Blood bank robbery...you?"
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"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"
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"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"
"I will try the soup of the night."
"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."
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What a pity!
'Bummer. Apparently I'm not a vampire.'
"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."
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"I'm not much of an early riser."
"Our children still believe that the blood they drink come from a box."
Vampire sits beneath a sign that says acupuncture
"Did you find any blood in his drug stream?"