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"I do believe that story gets more 'n' more interesting every time I hear it, Mr. Van Winkle! Why, a natural born performer like yourself couldn't help but make a wonderful Father Christmas in this year's pageant!"
'It's certainly been a long time since you filed a return, Mr. Van Winkel.'
"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"
"We're not opening presents until you're father's up."
Counselors at Lore
'Take it easy, Mom, Dad promised to mow the lawn as soon as he wakes up.'
'There you are, Mr. Van Winkle. That Ginkgo Biloba should improve your memory and keep you from dozing off.'