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Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.
The Sistine Chapel-circa 1512
"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"
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"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."
'It was stolen for scrap--kind of fitting, in it's own way.'
Customer cuts cord of cash register as worker checks groceries.
Never stop believing.
'Wow, I guess Mom was pretty upset about that spoon.'
No Graffiti Allowed.
'This is the one we're legally allowed to put graffiti on.'
"Tia Carmen cleaned up my room again! How am I supposed to find my stuff when it's where it's supposed to be?"
Vandalizing the suggestion box.
'If you're going to draw on the wall... do it behind the sofa.'
'Apparently it's been vandalised but no-one noticed.'
Cleaning lady vandalizes a portrait while the artist's back is turned.
I suppose I should be mad at him.'
'Just when you think you can trust them, one of them goes by and keys your vehicle.'
T-Shirt: I'm Just Going Through 'A Stage'.
'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'
'So, how long did you end up beached?'
'What's wrong with using an egg substitute? Heart disease runs in my family...'
'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'
'Consumer confidence is certainly down here.'
Sorry, I have to go now, a vandal is waiting to wreck the phone.