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How To Live With Your New Chins
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surreal, surrealism, reflections, bathroom, bathrooms, toiletry, vanity, bathroom vanity, vanities, bathroom vanities, sleep, sleeping, sleeping in, sleeping late, work, late for work, morning rituals, mirror, mirrors, mirror image, mirror reflection, mirror reflections, alarm clock, alarm clocks, morning person, morning people, alarm, alarms, internal clock"You seem troubled, Brother Timothy. Is anything worrying you? I mean besides the sins of the world, the vanities of man-kind, and that sort of thing."
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religion, religious, monk, monks, friar, friars, abbot, abbots, troubled, upset, worried, anxious, anxiety, worry, worries, stress, stressed, stressful, stressing, troubles, problem, problems, unhappy, sins, sins of the world, vanity, vanities, mankind, human, humans, humanity, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, social ills, social issues, social problems, modern lifeYummy Mummy
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mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, motherhood, family life, family-life, make up, makeup, make-up, vain, vanities, vanity table, vanity tables, beauty, beautiful, appearance, appearances, yummy mummy, yummy mummies, lipsticks'Yes, face transplants are now possible and no...you can't have Brad Pitts.'
'At first, I worked really hard at keeping my figure in shape. But after the fifty-thousandth kid, I realized it was a losing battle!'
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fitness, fit, exercising, exercise, exercises, losing battle, losing battles, ant, ants, figure, figures, vain, vainess, vanity, vanities, ant nest, ant nests, queen ant, queen ants, childbirth, pregnancy, pregnancies, kid, kids, stretchmark, stretchmarks'Sorry I blamed you for using my makeup.' - 'Let's not fight. Let's make up.'
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cosmetic, cosmetics, beauty product, beauty products, make-up, make-ups, make up, make ups, making up, vanity, vanities, appearance, appearances, disagreement, disagreements, fight, fights, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, pun, puns, joke, jokes'Anyone seen my aerosol varnish?'
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spray paint, spray paints, aerosol, aerosols, deodorant, deodorants, varnish, varnishes, varnishing, perfume, perfumes, scent, scents, vanity, vanities, do it yourself, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, aerosol can, aerosol cansLipstick hiccups
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lipsticks, hiccup, hiccups, hiccuping, burp, burps, accident, accidents, beauty product, beauty products, beauty tip, beauty tips, make up, make-up, make ups, make-ups, face, faces, female beauty, vain, vanity, vanities, vainness'You're pretty good at coloring in the lines, Mom.'
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child, kid, kids, make up, make ups, make-up, make-ups, vanity, vanities, beauty ritual, beauty rituals, colouring in, coloring in, colour, colours, color, colors, lipsticks, eyeline, eyelines, face paint, face paints, compliment, compliments'Mum, you just HAVE to stop lying about your age, otherwise everyone will think that you are younger than me!'
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ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, denial, denials, teen, teens, teenager, vain, vanity, vainness, lie, lies, white lie, white lies, insecurity, insecurities, vanities, yummy mummy, yummy mummies'He finally kissed the one he loves and then cut his lips on the mirror.'
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ego, egos, egotistical, kiss, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, self-esteem, self esteem, mirror, mirrors, reflection, reflections, vain, vanities, vanity, vainness, self-image, love, loves, true love, true loves, romance, first kiss, first kisses'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'
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