Vanities Cartoons and Comics

How To Live With Your New Chins

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"You seem troubled, Brother Timothy. Is anything worrying you? I mean besides the sins of the world, the vanities of man-kind, and that sort of thing."

Yummy Mummy

'Yes, face transplants are now possible and no...you can't have Brad Pitts.'

'Me me me meeeeeeee...' How singers become self-centered.

'Do these genes make me look fat??'

'Me. Me. Me.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'At first, I worked really hard at keeping my figure in shape. But after the fifty-thousandth kid, I realized it was a losing battle!'

Bonfire of vanities.

One must steel themselves for Brobdingnagian magnification.

Mirror Image

'You want it to look natural? You know we really can't do that.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Anyone seen my aerosol varnish?'

Lipstick hiccups

'You're pretty good at coloring in the lines, Mom.'

'Mum, you just HAVE to stop lying about your age, otherwise everyone will think that you are younger than me!'

'I told you an hour ago that I'll be ready in a minute.'

'He finally kissed the one he loves and then cut his lips on the mirror.'

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'I never seem to have enough time to put on my make-up in the mornings.'