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"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."
One size fits none.
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A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.
"Oh, I love it. Do you have it in a size six?"
'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'
"Trust me, I'm an experienced tailor. Now your shirt is way too large but in a few weeks it will fit perfectly!"
'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'
'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'