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Suffolk GP saves ?1000s by conducting vasectomies in-house.
"Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."
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'After examining the evidence, I feel the only place to take your botched vasectomy case is to small claims court.'
'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'
'I can't afford a vasectomy, Doctor! I have ten kids to feed.'
World's greatest dad. Worlds greatest sterile guy.
"No, setting up a sterile field doesn't mean I'm giving you a vasectomy."
"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy ... "
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'I only just made it before my Dad's vasectomy...'
Vasectomy Clinic Waiting Room
"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."
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"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."
So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse...
"Sure, I can give you a group discount for neutering both of them."
Things escalated quickly during my vasectomy.
"You couldn't resist telling him about your vasectomy could you?!"
"It'll have to stay on until your vasectomy heals..."
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Vasectomy the Movie "Cut!"
"It's for his shakes."
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Vasectomy Unit - 'Anyone for a quick round of hacky sack.....?'
'Instead of pre-natal care for you, the company gave me a vasectomy!'
'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'
'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'
'You're like the son I never had. Now, I remember why I had the vasectomy.'