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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
"We're out of flowers."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, centerpiece, centerpieces, centrepiece, centrepieces, flower, flowers, vase, vases, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, out, ran out, decor, decoration, decorations
"A red-figure volute krater attributed to a painter of the Syleus sequence! Maynard, you shouldn't have!"
Tags:gift, gifts, present, presents, connoisseur, connoisseurs, dilettante, dilettantes, volute krater, volute kraters, greek, greeks, greek art, athens, museum piece, museum pieces, mega-rich, ultra-rich, rich, riches, wealthy, ultra wealthy, billionaire, billionaires, ancient art, vase, vases, syleus painter, syleus painters, syleus sequence, art history, art historian, art historians, anniversary, anniversaries, christmas
A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."
Tags:negative space, vase, vases, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, caught, caught in the act, cheater, cheaters, cheating, cheat, cheats, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, love scene, love scene, face, faces, silhouette, silhouettes, philander, philanders, philandering, philanderer, philanderers
'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
Tags:responsible, responsibility, break, breaks, breaking, broke, broken, breakage, breakages, smash, smashes, smashed, smashing, guilt, guilts, guilty, claim, claims, claimed, claiming, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, vase, vases, flower pot, flower pots, ornament, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"No - it's definitely a vase."
God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.
"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
Tags:museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art, vase, vases, antique, antiques, priceless, original, accident, accidents, broken, smashed, damaged, copy, copies, fake, fakes, counterfeit, counterfeits, fix, problem, problems, mistake, mistakes, replace, replacement, replacements, gift shop, gift shops, director, directors, security, security guard, security guards, cover-up, cover-ups, cover up, cover ups, deception
Tang Dynasty - 700 A.D.; Ming Dynasty - 1430; Duck Dynasty - 2014.
'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'
Tags:museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, artifact, artifacts, historic artifact, historic artifacts, vase, vases, ming vase, ming vases, ming dynasty, ming dynasty vases, china, chinese vase, chinese vases, roman vase, roman vases, roman, romans, ancient romans, exit, exit sign, exit signs, overkill, unexpected, surprise, surprises
"This one's cheaper, but the other one comes with a cat."
Tags:furniture, furniture store, furniture stores, shop, shops, store, stores, antiques, antique shop, antique shops, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, crazy cat lady, crazy cat ladies, vase, vases
"Flowers in a lobby are good P.R."
Tags:flower, flowers, design, low effort, effort, efforts, decor, minimal, minimalism, decorating, decorations, ornament, ornaments, public relations, pr, p.r., p.r, public relation, lobby, lobbies, foyer, foyers, reception, receptions, receptionist, vase, vases, floral arrangement, flower arrangement, offices, office, businessmen, business, suit, suits, men
"Let's just agree to disagree."
Bill hid the football while the cat took the blame for the broken vase.
Limerick On A Grecian Urn
Tags:trash, thrift, thrifted, thrift store, charity, charity shop, urn, urns, vase, vases, grecian urn, poem, poets, ode, odes, keats, keat, romantic, romanticism, invert, inversion, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, subverts, poetry, literary reference, literature, literary, john keats, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, parody, parodies, book, books, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms
Child, dog, and cat all pointing to each other over a broken vase.
"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
Tags:flower, flowers, gift, gifts, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, spouse, spouses, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, lilies, lily, florist, florists, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, vase, vases, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, problem, problems
"This is very rare. It's signed 'Made in Amercia'."
Tags:antique, antiques, antiquity, antiquities, antique collector, antique collectors, antiquities, made in america, vase, vases, us economy, u.s. economy, american economy, american industry, u.s. industry, us industry, antiques dealer, antiques dealers, antique dealership, antique dealerships, collectible, collectibles
The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.
Bill hid the football while the cat took the blame for the vase.
'How much longer can I hold this pose?' (flower in vase being painted).
'I had a cough at the time!'
Pottery class for pensioners.
"It's a good buy. A pot like that costs ten times as much at Bloomingdale's."