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Work life balance - "Tonight we're going to read about how Spiderman got the firms quarterly VAT returns in on time."
"As part of our 'customer care' policy I'm going to let you bring in the rest tomorrow."
'Oh no! It's VAT man!'
"Why do I need to pay sales tax when it wasn't on sale?"
'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'
"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."
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'Can I have a receipt?'
'Of course I'm tax-exempt!'
'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'
'No it's not ?150 PLUS VAT - the ?150 is JUST the VAT!'
"I've never felt better since I fell into that vat of antibiotics."
Office visitor, "Ooh you frightened me for a moment there I thought you were the VAT inspector."
"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."
'Could you make it a dollar and four cents, sir?- The Government says I have to collect sales tax.'
"Is it a burden?" "Is it a pain?" "Yes! It's Taxman!"
"I was caught by the VAT man."
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'A hundred and ninety pounds!'
"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."
"A tax inspector dies and ends up in hell.... Than't's the funniest joke I've heard all night."
"Pierre, this is the third time this week you've fallen in."
'What do you mean, that'll be ?82 including V.A.T.? This is your house! '
"We'll take the front, you go round the back."
'Since everyone is on a health kick, how about a jogging gear tax?'
'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'
'No, no, no, Fielder If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - use the whisk I hate to beat a dead horse but, well,,, It is our job,'