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Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
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appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, deposition, depositions, testimony, videotape, videotapes, tape, tapes, rewind, considerate, kind, viewing, vcr, vcrs, film, films, movie, movies, technology, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, the 80's, the eighties, the 90s, the nineties"We've run out of tapes. Do you think we'll ever want to watch Ollie North's testimony again?"
"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, questioning, rewind, fast-forward, pause, play, button, buttons, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, vcr machine, vcr machines, videotape, videotapes, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, tape, tapes, technology, memory, memories, remembering, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.sMidlife Crises of Appliances.
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midlife, mid-life, mid life, mid life crisis, crisis, appliance, appliances, tech, technology, modern, modern life, modernity, crises, vcr, video, video player, dishwasher, dishwashers, blender, blenders, furniture, electronics, electronic, age, aging, aged, time, father time, time goes by, things fall apart, broke, broken, break, breaking, breaks, fault, faulty, changes, changing, change, frustration, frustrated'Wait, Hon, go through that again. If I want to record a show, I set the VCR to the channel of the show...'
"Now, this is how you record your dramas while your husband watches football..."
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marriage therapist, marriage therapy, marriage therapists, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, marriage spats, marital problems, marriage problems, vcrs, vcr, family therapy, family therapist, marriage counselor, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counselling, tv, football, recording tv, pvr, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'
"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"
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computer, computers, vcr, vcrs, wifi, technological advancement, technological advancements, confusing, confusion, confuse, confuses, frustration, frustrations, frustrate, frustrates, old age, old person, old people, elderly, router, routers, wireless, fix, fixes, fixing, program, programs, programming, difficulty, difficulties'We've been on 'fast forward' all day, so we're going to put ourselves on 'hold' for the evening.'
"Film, pagers, typewriters, VCRs -- I tell 'ya, Sears has it all."
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bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, defunct, dated, dated tech, dated technology, obsolete, obsolescence, out-of-date, anachronism, anachronisms, anachronistic, vcr, vcrs, pager, pagers, digital age, modern times, old person, old people, analog, analog age, analog technology, analog technologies, mall, malls, mall store, mall stores'How to program a VCR? Dude, I've got to get dad out of retirement for that one!'
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guru, gurus, mountain, mountains, mountaintop, mountaintops, spiritual adviser, spiritual advisers, spiritual advice, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, retirement, retirements, vcr, vcrs, video recorder, video recorders, technical problems, technical difficulties, old fashioned, old-fashioned, obsoleteModern Rag and Bone Men.
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cart, carts, out of date, out dates, stereo, stereos, hifi, hifis, radio, radios, digital radio, digital radios, cart, carts, rag and bone, rag and bones, rag and bone man, rag and bone men, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, video, videos, video player, video players, vcr'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'
"We hired him because he's the only one who knows how they work."
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whizz kids, whizz kid, hi-tech, vcrs, vcr, know-how, sales assistants, sales assistant, shops, shop, patronising, patronise