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Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
Tags:appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration
"I'm fresh out of nightcrawlers. How about this combination VCR/DVD player?"
"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, deposition, depositions, testimony, videotape, videotapes, tape, tapes, rewind, considerate, kind, viewing, vcr, vcrs, film, films, movie, movies, technology, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, the 80's, the eighties, the 90s, the nineties
"We've run out of tapes. Do you think we'll ever want to watch Ollie North's testimony again?"
'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'
"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, questioning, rewind, fast-forward, pause, play, button, buttons, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, vcr machine, vcr machines, videotape, videotapes, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, tape, tapes, technology, memory, memories, remembering, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s
Midlife Crises of Appliances.
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, mid life crisis, crisis, appliance, appliances, tech, technology, modern, modern life, modernity, crises, vcr, video, video player, dishwasher, dishwashers, blender, blenders, furniture, electronics, electronic, age, aging, aged, time, father time, time goes by, things fall apart, broke, broken, break, breaking, breaks, fault, faulty, changes, changing, change, frustration, frustrated
'Wait, Hon, go through that again. If I want to record a show, I set the VCR to the channel of the show...'
"Now, this is how you record your dramas while your husband watches football..."
Tags:marriage therapist, marriage therapy, marriage therapists, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, marriage spats, marital problems, marriage problems, vcrs, vcr, family therapy, family therapist, marriage counselor, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counselling, tv, football, recording tv, pvr, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows
'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'
'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'
"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"
Tags:computer, computers, vcr, vcrs, wifi, technological advancement, technological advancements, confusing, confusion, confuse, confuses, frustration, frustrations, frustrate, frustrates, old age, old person, old people, elderly, router, routers, wireless, fix, fixes, fixing, program, programs, programming, difficulty, difficulties
'Stupid exercise video got jammed in my machine.'
'We've been on 'fast forward' all day, so we're going to put ourselves on 'hold' for the evening.'
"Film, pagers, typewriters, VCRs -- I tell 'ya, Sears has it all."
Tags:bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, defunct, dated, dated tech, dated technology, obsolete, obsolescence, out-of-date, anachronism, anachronisms, anachronistic, vcr, vcrs, pager, pagers, digital age, modern times, old person, old people, analog, analog age, analog technology, analog technologies, mall, malls, mall store, mall stores
'How to program a VCR? Dude, I've got to get dad out of retirement for that one!'
Tags:guru, gurus, mountain, mountains, mountaintop, mountaintops, spiritual adviser, spiritual advisers, spiritual advice, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, retirement, retirements, vcr, vcrs, video recorder, video recorders, technical problems, technical difficulties, old fashioned, old-fashioned, obsolete
Modern Rag and Bone Men.
'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'
' My science teacher wants me to record this for show and tell. '
"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"
Television With Video
"We hired him because he's the only one who knows how they work."
'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'
Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.
'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'