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Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
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"I'm fresh out of nightcrawlers. How about this combination VCR/DVD player?"
"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."
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"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."
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"Now, this is how you record your dramas while your husband watches football..."
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"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"
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"Film, pagers, typewriters, VCRs -- I tell 'ya, Sears has it all."
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'How to program a VCR? Dude, I've got to get dad out of retirement for that one!'
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'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'
"We hired him because he's the only one who knows how they work."
'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'
'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'
'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'
'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'
That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...
'So I said to myself: Fred, you have Pay-TV, CDs, DVDs, a VCR, Computer Games, no need to go South this winter...'
"I didn't know programming the VCR was that easy."
"I can't believe we have to drive all this way without any decent entertainment in the car."