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'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'
"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."
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"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
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'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'
'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
'Chief say he eat to many beans.'
"He's going to be even more of a vegetable."
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A man sits on a desert island made from the top of a carrot; the island is being circled by rabbits whose ears stick out of the water.
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"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."
Tags:broccoli, temptation, temptations, tempting, tempted, rabbit, rabbits, hansel, gretel, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, lure, lures, ambush, ambushes, candy, candies, sweet, sweets, vegetable, vegetables, veg, favourite food, favorite food, wicked witch, wicked witches
"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
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'I am growing frozen peas to cut out the middle man.'
'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'
'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'
Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!
"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."
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'I think we're being stalked.'
'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'
'Better cover-up sweetie, you're starting to burn!'
Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.
'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'
'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'