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"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."
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'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'
"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
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'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'
"Pretend you're a zombie and the cauliflower is a brain."
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'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
"No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables."
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'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
'Chief say he eat to many beans.'
"He's going to be even more of a vegetable."
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A man sits on a desert island made from the top of a carrot; the island is being circled by rabbits whose ears stick out of the water.
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"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."
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"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
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'I am growing frozen peas to cut out the middle man.'
'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'
'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'
Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!
The many moods of produce
"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."
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Cat or squash?
'I think we're being stalked.'