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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."
Tags:kohlrabi, gene, genes, gmo, gmos, g.m.o., g.m.o.s, genetic modification, genetically modified, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, plant, plants, botanist, botanists, botany, organic, organic vegetable, organic vegetables, vegetable, vegetables, produce, human gene, human genes, clone, clones, cloning, biology, biological
"In my previous life I was arugula."
Tags:pumpkin, pumpkins, vegetable, vegetables, arugula, past, jack-o-lantern, next life, afterlife, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, previous life, previous lives
Rabbits on Pinterest
'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'
"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."
Tags:modern life, modern attitudes, grow your own, home grown, veg, veggies, vegetable, vegetables, home cook, home cooking, fresh cooking, deluded, delusional, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, bad cook, bad cooks, bad food, home-grown, hipster, hipsters, show off, show offs, showing off, show-off, show-offs
37 Servings of Vegetables a Day!
Tags:rabbit, rabbits, vegetable, vegetables, portion size, portion sizes, diet, diets, dietary advice, nutritional information, nutritional advice, healthy eating, health food, good diet, good diets, healthy diet, healthy diets, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, vegetarianism, veganism, herbivore, herbivores
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'
Corn and Bunion plants.
'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'
"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."
Tags:food, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, cooking, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, homecooking, home cooking, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, broccoli, broccoli rabe, healthy, eating habits, dining, eating, test, tests, testing, litmus, litmus test, litmus tests, science, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, chemistry, compatibility, shopping
'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
"Pretend you're a zombie and the cauliflower is a brain."
Tags:family, families, family dinner, family dinners, dinner, dinners, dinner time, dinner times, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, parenting struggles, parent struggles, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, eat your veg, veg, vegetables, vegetable, cauliflower, cauliflowers, zombie, zombies, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters
'You know, I bet if we steamed that and dipped it in mayo, it wouldn't be half bad... that or use it as some sort of weapon.'
Vegetarian Watch confronts a notorious carnivore.
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"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."
Tags:food, fruit, fruits, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, talking, speaking, carrot, carrots, pear, pears, ginger root, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, promotion, promotions, promoted, qualified, qualifications
"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."
Tags:vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian meal, vegetarian meals, vegetable, vegetables, healthy eating, healthy meal, healthy meals, healthy eater, healthy eaters, lion, lions, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, food chain, top of the food chain, eat right, eats right, eating rights, lose weight, losing weight, weight loss, weight loss plan, weight loss plans, diet, diets, dieting, stick to your diet, sticking to your diet
Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.
Bad moments in skiing.
'Fresh Boogers U-Pick.'
"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
Tags:pumpkin, pumpkins, paint, painting, paints, painter, painters, art, artist, arts, artistic, artistically, canvass, blank canvass, easel, easels, artsy, interpretative, modern, modern art, culture, cultured, cultural, culturally, vegetable, vegetable print, print, prints, good for a, quality, quality control, qualified, qualification, qualifications, skill, skills, absurd, strange, surreal
"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
Tags:food, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, fruit, fruits, tomato, tomatoes, carrot, carrots, juice, juices, raw juice, raw juices, healing power, healing powers, healing, power, powers, health, healthy, eating healthy, healthy diet, fitness, toast, toasting, cheers, drink, drinks, drinking, nutrition, vitamins, nutrients, nutritious, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy
'I didn't mean a p-e-a sample.'