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"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."
"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."
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gardener, gardeners, carrot, carrots, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, seed, seeds, allotment, allotments, inversion, inversions, inverted, root vegetable, root vegetables, root veg, vegetable patch, vegetable patches, horticulture, horticulturalist, horticulturalists'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'
'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'
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garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, veg, farmer, farmers, farming, scarecrows, decoration, vegetable, patch, seed bed, seed, bird, birds, bird scarer, scarers, christmas, decorations, uses for, scarecrow, pest, pests, controlRuns-With Scissors Boy - Part Three
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comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, comic book, comic books, super hero, super heroes, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super-power, super-powers, super power, super powers, super-hero, super-heroes, running, scissor, scissors, health and safety, health & safety, heroics, kid, kids, childhood, unappreciated hero, unappreciated heroes, unsung hero, unsung heroes, misunderstood, vegetable garden, allotment, vegetable gardens, vegetable patch, rescue mission"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."
"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"
"Leftover seeds."
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seed, seeds, plant, planting, planted, leftover, leftovers, variety, varieties, mixed variety, mixed varieties, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, farmer, farmers, farming, garden, gardens, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, variety pack, variety packs, gardener, gardeners, green thumb, green thumbs"You've got your foot on my shallots, mate."
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garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening chore, gardening chores, garden chore, garden chores, yard chore, yard chores, yard work, garden work, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, shallots, onion, onions, prioritizing, prioritising, kitchen garden, kitchen gardens, firemen, fireman, fire, fires, fire marshal, fire marshals, hobby, thelwell"Do you mind if a few reporters come through?"
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garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening chore, gardening chores, garden chore, garden chores, yard chore, yard chores, yard work, garden work, kitchen garden, kitchen gardens, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, reporter, reporters, marrow, marrows, record breaker, record breakers, record breaking, journalist, journalists, journalism, front page, thelwellThe Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.
Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.
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crop, crops, rotting, vegetable, vegetables, fruit, fruits, veg, kitchen garden, kitchen gardens, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, storage, harvest, harvests, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening chore, gardening chores, gardening work, yard work, yard chore, yard chores, garden chore, garden chores, thelwellIf his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.
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