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"Your mother wants me to make parsnip soup. Would you Google and tell me what a parsnip is?"
The Vindictive Carrot: 'Hello Mr Turnip that soups you!!!'
'Your soup needs more water. The vegetables are too close together.'
"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."
"I've finally found my calling..."
'I'm sorry,we're out of carrots. They went fast.'