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The Birth Of A Vegetarian
"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"
"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."
'I've never thought about it as a moral statement; I've just always been a vegetarian.'
"I love that all the veggies are made from textured farm bacon."
'Ab Lawson's cholesterol farm'
"No, we're not vegetarian - he's just s**t at hunting!"
"For me, the vegetarian."
"I told you to be careful....vegetarians may contain traces of nuts!"
"Of course we have the best veggie burgers in town. We deep fat fry them in lard."
'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'
Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage
"I warned him not to go vegan."
"Eating red meat, drinking alcohol, using a petrol driven car, you're such an old romantic Jefferson."
"It's her choice to become a vegetarian, but it's unfair that we're being fed tofu now!"
"I'm trying to get more vegetables in my diet by eating vegetarians."
"We're having chicken Cuca for dinner tonight!"