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The Birth Of A Vegetarian
"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."
'I've never thought about it as a moral statement; I've just always been a vegetarian.'
"I love that all the veggies are made from textured farm bacon."
'Ab Lawson's cholesterol farm'
"No, we're not vegetarian - he's just s**t at hunting!"
"I told you to be careful....vegetarians may contain traces of nuts!"
"Of course we have the best veggie burgers in town. We deep fat fry them in lard."
'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'
'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'
"We're having chicken Cuca for dinner tonight!"
"I'm trying to get more vegetables in my diet by eating vegetarians."
"I warned him not to go vegan."
Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage
"It's her choice to become a vegetarian, but it's unfair that we're being fed tofu now!"