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Vegetarian Special: Gingerbread Men.
'Do you have a vegetarian menu?'
"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."
"Sorry, we don't have a vegetarian option, the lettuce caught fire."
'No, I'm afraid that we do not have a Vegetarian Menu, though Sir is free to nibble the flowers...'
Irony: Vegetarians know more words for meat than carnivores do.
Now, who ordered the vegetarian meal?